About Me
- Rainbow
- I've squeezed the green Goddess' boobs... And I've pinched her bum... On live TV *blushes*... I'm addicted to Diet Coke... I'm Lazy.. I'm stupidly clever... I can only wink with one eye... I am qualified in Prison Service... I pick my nose... I can squirt water from my labret piercing... I have OCD... I can speak Thai... I can't drive... I'm a geek... I dance naked round the house... I paid a £50 ransom to save my girlfriend's cat from her psycho ex taking it "for a little ride"... I used to hide under tables at school... I hate my dad... I used to live in a mental hospital... I have a sister in a cult... I have an imaginary enemy called Horace... I love Penny... I paint murals... I don't get cold... I snore... I got a sheep for Christmas... I love Flower Fairies... I'm addicted to stationary... I have an agoraphobic cat... I use too much toilet paper... I have unnaturally square shin bones... I am qualified in criminology... I want to go to Easter Island... I love online room escape games... I can put mascara on without opening my mouth!